Here’s a recent conversation between me and The Computer.
Dex:
Please make the description to my Music Map Of London art print more dynamic.
The Computer:
Sure! Share the copy you want to enhance, and I’ll make it more engaging and dynamic.
Dex:
Here you go:
A dense typographic map jamming to the sound of London’s rich musical heritage. Bringing centre stage a heady, curated mix of music, musicians, songs and lyrics that make our Capital one of the most rocking cities in the world. Dig deep to enjoy discovering places made famous in song, songs about the city, and references to the places musicians were born, gigged, lived it up and partied, but also where they crashed and burnt or died. Spy the locations of iconic recording studios, music videos and famous album covers, Abbey Road, oversized inflatable pigs, Firestarters and Waterloo sunsets. Nine months of agonisingly detailed typography and research went into this unique journey into London’s lyrical underbelly. A Limited edition signed and numbered 2 colour (black and fluorescent pink) screen print on fine art archival paper. The river Thames has been hand finished in pink spray paint. Each one is unique.
The Computer:
Here’s a more dynamic and engaging version of your copy:
A bold, high-energy typographic map pulsing with the rhythm of London’s legendary musical heritage. Center stage is a meticulously curated mix of artists, anthems, and lyrics that have cemented the capital as one of the most electrifying music cities on the planet. Dive deep to uncover the places immortalized in song, the streets that shaped music history, and the haunts where rockstars were born, played, partied— and sometimes burned out. Track down iconic recording studios, legendary gigs, unforgettable album covers, and nods to everything from Abbey Road to Firestarters and Waterloo sunsets.
Nine months of painstaking research and intricate typography bring this map to life, charting a one-of-a-kind journey through London’s lyrical soul.
This limited-edition, signed, and numbered screen print (black and fluorescent pink) is crafted on fine art archival paper. Each piece is uniquely hand-finished with a pink spray-painted River Thames, making every print a true collector’s item.
Dex:
Make it more dramatic.
The Computer:
A raw, rebellious typographic map that thrums with the heartbeat of London’s legendary music scene. This is the city where anthems were born, where rockstars rose and fell, where punk, jazz, grime, and glam collided in an unstoppable sonic explosion. From euphoric highs to tragic endings, every lyric, landmark, and legend is etched into its streets.
Follow the trail of music history—stumble into the haunts where icons gigged, partied, and burned out. Stand where oversized inflatable pigs took flight, where Firestarters blazed, and where Waterloo’s sunsets became immortal. Seek out the studios where groundbreaking albums were cut, the streets that starred in music videos, and the stages that changed the world forever.
Nine relentless months of research and intricate design have crafted this ode to London’s musical soul.
A limited-edition, signed, and numbered screen print (black and fluorescent pink) on fine art archival paper. The River Thames is hand-finished in pink spray paint, ensuring that no two prints are ever the same. This is more than a map—it’s a love letter to London’s untamed, unapologetic musical spirit.
Dex:
Make it bolder.
The Computer:
A fierce, electrifying typographic map that pulses with the raw energy of London’s music scene. This isn’t just a city—it’s a stage, a battleground, a birthplace of legends. From riotous punk gigs to underground raves, from euphoric anthems to heartbreaking ballads, every street, venue, and dive bar tells a story.
Lose yourself in the chaos of rock ‘n’ roll history—trace the footsteps of icons who crashed, burned, and rose again. Stand where oversized inflatable pigs soared, where Firestarters ignited, where Waterloo sunsets turned golden in song. Seek out legendary recording studios, infamous party spots, and the stages where history was made.
Nine relentless months of obsessive research and painstaking typography bring this sonic map to life—every name, lyric, and landmark a testament to the city’s deafening legacy.
A limited-edition, signed, and numbered screen print (black and fluorescent pink) on fine art archival paper. The River Thames slashed in pink spray paint, making each piece a one-of-a-kind collector’s item. This isn’t just a print—it’s a riot on paper.
Dex:
Make it louder!
The Computer:
London doesn’t just play music—it screams it. This is a city built on sound, a battleground of rock, punk, grime, jazz, and rebellion. A place where anthems are born, legends rise, and icons fall just as fast. This isn’t just a map—it’s a full-blown sonic explosion.
Feel the electricity of riotous gigs, the chaos of underground raves, the raw power of stages where history was made. Walk the streets where rockstars partied, burned out, and broke through. Stand in the shadow of legendary studios, infamous album covers, and music video landmarks. From Abbey Road crossings to oversized inflatable pigs, from Firestarters to Waterloo Sunsets—London’s music history is carved into its very foundations.
Nine months of obsessive research, relentless design, and painstaking typography went into this beast. Every name, lyric, and location screams with the energy of the city’s unstoppable soundtrack.
A limited-edition, signed, and numbered screen print (black and fluorescent pink) on fine art archival paper. The River Thames slashed in neon spray paint, making each one a riotous, one-of-a-kind artifact.
This isn’t just a print. This is London’s music legacy, loud enough to shake the walls. ⚡**
Dex:
HIT IT HARDER!!
The Computer:
London doesn’t whisper its musical legacy—it ROARS. This city is built on power chords, riotous gigs, and anthems that refuse to die. A place where punks ripped up the rulebook, rock gods burned bright and burned out, and beats from the underground shook the foundations. This isn’t just a map—it’s a war cry.
Feel the fury of rock ‘n’ roll, the pulse of raves that never ended, the echoes of voices that changed everything. Stand where amps blew, where legends lived fast and died young, where songs turned into anthems and nights into history. Follow the chaos—from Abbey Road to Brixton’s mosh pits, from oversized inflatable pigs in the sky to Firestarters lighting up the streets. This is London loud, unfiltered, and unstoppable.
Nine relentless months of obsession, research, and hand-drawn design went into capturing this madness. Every lyric, every landmark, every name is etched in sweat, sound, and rebellion.
A limited-edition, signed, and numbered screen print (black and fluorescent pink) on fine art archival paper. The River Thames slashed in neon spray paint—raw, untamed, and utterly unique.
This isn’t a print. It’s a sonic detonation. Hang it on your wall and turn the volume up.
Dex:
MAKE IT EVEN LOUDER!!
The Computer:
LONDON. LOUDER THAN HELL.
This city doesn’t just make music—it detonates it. Every street is wired with sound, every landmark shakes with the ghosts of gigs that rewrote the rules. Punk was born here. Rock gods burned out here. Raves turned nights into legends, and anthems erupted from backstreet dives to stadium crowds. This isn’t just a map—it’s a battle cry. A sonic explosion. A riot in ink.
Feel the aftershock. Stand where amps blew, where guitars were smashed, where riots kicked off and the music never stopped. Walk the sacred ground of Abbey Road. Hear the echoes of Brixton’s mosh pits. Follow the trail of Firestarters, oversized inflatable pigs, and the sunsets that turned Waterloo into song. This is London—raw, unapologetic, and deafening.
Nine brutal months of obsessive research, relentless design, and painstakingly hand-drawn typography have forged this monster. Every lyric, every venue, every legendary meltdown—etched forever in ink.
Limited edition. Signed. Numbered. Two-color screen print (black and nuclear pink) on fine art archival paper. The River Thames? SLASHED in pink spray paint. Each piece is a one-of-a-kind, no-holds-barred tribute to the city that never turns the volume down.
This isn’t just a print. It’s London’s music history, cranked to 11 and ready to blow the roof off.
Dex:
STAGE DIVE THIS MOTHER OFF INTO THE FRONT ROW!!!
The Computer:
LONDON. THE CITY THAT SCREAMS.
This isn’t just a place—it’s a full-throttle, no-brakes, amps-in-the-red explosion of sound. Rock. Punk. Grime. Rave. Rebellion. Every street is soaked in sweat, every alley hums with basslines, every venue has witnessed the birth of anthems that will never die. This isn’t just a map—it’s a lightning bolt of pure sonic mayhem.
FEEL THE SHOCKWAVE. Stand where guitars were obliterated, where riots kicked off, where legends lived, burned, and blew the doors off music history. Follow the soundwaves from Abbey Road to Camden dives, from Brixton breakdowns to Soho’s midnight symphonies. See where Firestarters sparked, oversized pigs flew, and Waterloo Sunsets burned into the sky. This is London—LOUD, LAWLESS, AND UNSTOPPABLE.
Nine months. Blood. Sweat. Ink. Every inch of this hand-drawn, obsessively researched, typographic monster pulses with the names, lyrics, and landmarks that define the greatest music city on Earth.
Limited edition. Signed. Numbered. Two-color screen print (black and fluorescent pink nuclear meltdown). The River Thames? SLASHED in screaming pink spray paint. Each one is a one-of-a-kind, wall-shaking, history-making, speaker-blowing artifact.
This isn’t just a print. IT’S LONDON, TURNED UP TO INFINITY.
Dex:
Thanks Computer.
